Every fucking day the news has to breathlessly feature one if not all of media whore Kris Jenner's trio of white trash cunts. OR...the media has to report on Bruce Jenner flouncing around. OR...it's one of the monsters spawned by Kris and Jenner (before he went totally femme).
And I remind you, this is NOT confined to TMZ or semen-breath Perez Hilton's babble site, or buried on the back page of a daily newspaper, or a mere link on an Internet newspaper website. It's right there with Syrian atrocities, the Olympics and the weather report. Whatever horrible disaster that might have befallen a local citizen (bus crash, murder, kidnapping of a child) it does NOT beat the disaster of a Kardashian wardrobe malfunction, the news of which idiot sister is having trouble with her latest black boyfriend, or which bitch has gone on twitter to complain and moan over not being respected.
The other day...it was the vital news that the monstrosity known as "Kendall" Jenner made her debut as a FASHION MODEL. Wow.
One of the youngest of the media-whore brood, "Kendall" has only enough talent to walk a straight line. So she had her freaky face made up and walked up and down in a ridiculous see-through top that showed her nipples. No Internet newspaper could resist this non-news event: "KENDALL SHOWS HER NIPPLES!" Really. Most of the newspapers trumpeted this...but didn't even show the see-through nipple without censor dots.
Here's the uncensored view, as appalled fashionistas, fruitbats and tasteless rich morons saw it live and in person:
Sexy...not. It would be no great loss if Kendall Jenner got hit by a crosstown bus and was flung into the East River and drowned.
Some people actually sneered at this skanky display...which led, you guessed it, to the mighty KHLOE KARDASHIAN getting on Twitter!
That's showin' 'em. Nothing is more powerful than...TWEETING.
But consider who is doing it...a nasal, annoying no-talent air-head piece of white trash who hardly even knows how to spell.
In fact, all she could do was try and sound black. Yo, like she be the real deal. Wassup, cribmates? KHLOE is JUST SAYIN' that her step-sister is DOPE:
WATTA HO.
Yeah, KHLOE, you go girl, you "LOL."
I'd "LOL" if somebody lit a firecracker and stuck it up that white trash cracker.
KHLOE actually thinks she got off some good 'uns, sneering at "haters," and using the term YALL.
Yo, Dawg Bitch, the only time you really sound black is when you're gurgling semen after a blowjob, and spilling it down your chin. Then yall really drool a drawl.
And the only time Khloe Kardashian has soul is when black dick is up her asshole.
And the only time anyone would call this airheaded no-talent deep, is if she was six feet under. Ground, that is, not a pile of black guys gangbanging her.
Khloe should just shut up and suck black dick, which is probably what all her black lovers have thought: just suck my dick and SWALLOW AND SHUT UP AFTERWARD. Bet that's why they leave her. No blowjob is worth her ear-splitting voice afterward, and listening to the trivial and inane babble coming out of her foul-breath yap.
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