Bruce Jenner - Freakiest Female since Michael Jackson

No, we don't have Michael Jackson to laugh at anymore. So replacing the White Lady of Perpetual Crotch Grabbing, here's Bruce Jenner, who is suffering from Crone's Disease. He wants to look like an ugly old crone.

He's undergone various plastic surgeries, and here you see him after his 'laryngeal shave,' a weak old witch needing to lean on the arm of her favorite gargoyle-troll. Just WHO that fat freak is next to Bruce is hard to say...but it could well be a toad that Kris Jenner magically turned into a semi-human, after sprinkling it with some of Bruce's hemorrhoid blood.

Note that Bruce has titties....

What was the deal, you get a "laryngeal shave" to remove your Adam's apple, and get two of Eve's apples implanted in your chest at the same time?

According to the National Inquirer (about as ethical as a Piers Morgan elevator fart), Ms. Jenner plans a sex change, and will re-name himself from Bruce to Brigitte, in honor of Brigitte Bardot.

If Jenner really wanted to honor Brigitte Bardot, he'd do something for the animal world. Like restraining the three bitch Kardashians who are continuing to run wild and throw themselves, backside first, at anything black and eight inches long. This could even include a rotten savaloy from Tesco.

However, the three bitch Kardashians are really controlled by the head bitch, Kris Jenner. And who knows, she may be busy getting an eight inch black dick grafted to her cunt, thus fulfilling her own sex change needs. Let's not forget that this creep is pretty mannish. Especially compared to Brooooos:

Look, I can't keep writing up Viley Virus or Justin Bieber. I give thanks that when I'm feeling pissed off but slightly lazy, I can enjoy some easy target practice by firing a few darts at the grotesque Jenners.

Maybe it's not fair, but who says life is fair? If it was, Philip Seymour Hoffman would be alive, and Kris Jenner would've fallen backward into her bidet and drowned.

As for Brooose, instead of a "laryngeal shave," he should just cut his throat.

Or does that sound a bit harsh?

OK, Brooose, if you just machine-gun Kim, Kris, and Khloe, and take out Kanye as well, I take back the remark about how you should cut your throat. You'd be rewarded with prison, where you could fuck all the men you want, and have the government pay for the rest of your sex change. Life is beautiful.

Too bad you never will be. But keep trying. You're already pretty special...the first fag who is also his own fag hag.