KHLOE KARDASHIAN: DON'T BREED. You are an UGLY MINDLESS WHORE

Cosmopolitan, the Bible for moronic, air-headed cunts with too much time on their expensively manicured hands, has become pukeworthy.

The magazine that once had delusions of "smart" when Helen Gurley Brown edited it, has dumbed down to putting...

Yes...that monkey-esque, brain-dead yammery piece of chimp shit KHLOE KARDASHIAN on the cover.

For what? This fuck-a-thug moron is a role model for women? This dumbass whose mama made her a "reality star" can teach anyone anything useful?

No, the Cosmopolitan readers are given the breath-taking news that KHLOE WANTS TO HAVE A BABY SOMEDAY.

Hey, ex-lover LAMAR ODOR, or whatever your name is, climb out of the sewer of obscurity long enough to...

SHOVE AN EGG-BEATER UP THE HUMONGOUS YAWNING CHASM OF HER CUNT.

Scramble EVERY EGG IN THERE.

Do it to redeem yourself in the eyes of GOD. Then go find a Sistah and enjoy a decent life.