Viley Virus - MILEY CYRUS and her NEVER-ENDING BORE TOUR of TIRED TWAT TRICKS

Toothpick Miley, the boyish Bieber-faced bimbo bitch who has to practically Strip to Nothing to prove she's female...

Has done it again. And again. And again.

She's touring with the same boring TWERKS, and SLUT OUTFITS, and TONGUE-OUT bullshit.

Come on, CUNT, can't you think of anything new?

Christ, here she goes again, twerking a blackie...oooh, how clever, how controversial....

Oooh, here she is, wafting her crotch smell past the 10th row...

Oooh, here's the dumb bitch sticking out her tongue and showing the world how she can make ALL THE MONEY with stale slut-games.

Wow, and here's Miley the Role Model, who couldn't stand being Hannah Montana, but figures extolling cocksucking is MUCH MUCH better. That's right, Miley, you show all the pre-teens how glamorous it is to give blowjobs. Surely every 14 year-old should start practicing, right away.

The weird thing is that in this ADD world, where everyone has attention deficit, and Lady Gaga has to keep throwing crap all over herself (raw meat, even) Viley Virus just does the same boring shit over and over. She sings the same generic, predictable crappy songs, she dances the same inept high-school cheerleader moves, has the same zoo of moronic fools buzzing around her in dumbass costumes, and she "shocks" with the same shit she's done at every awards show.

About the only thing she hasn't done is just strip entirely on stage...which she probably won't do because she could get arrested, and miss making MONEY by spending a night in jail.

You know how little kids are? You tell 'em a story and they say "Tell it again." You put on a fucking Disney DVD, and when it's over: "Play it again!"

In that way, considering nobody over 18 would care about this trite twat, maybe that's the reason she's doing the same junk again and again and again. She also hasn't the wit or creativity to do much else.

"Go ahead MILEY," her piglet fans squeal..."grab your crotch like Justin Bieber does, like Michael Jackson did, and stick out your tongue like you saw Gene Simmons do...and...and...do it again! Oh, do it again! Hit me baby one more time!"

Zzzzzzz...this boyish bitch can be as lewd as she wants, and wear the sluttiest outfits imaginable...and it's NOT EROTIC IN THE LEAST.

Christ, I never thought I'd say it, but "HEY MADONNA, GET OUT THERE...AND BRING SEXY BACK!"

There. I said it. Not that I mean it. You know what's sexy? An album over from Julie London or Linda Ronstadt or Stevie Nicks. Fully clothed.

Go fuck yourself Viley. I wouldn't touch your fishing hole with a barge pole.