Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Bass Ackwards - Freak Nicole Bass Caught Stealing "Beauty" Supplies

You heard it.

Hideous body-builder freak Nicole Bass was stealing BEAUTY supplies.

No, I never heard of this distorted monster before.

I don't keep up with the latent homosexual world of fake pro wrestling.

I'm not a disciple of Howard Stern and his mostly time-wasting radio show full of druid dramatics and phone-in drunks.

I also have a very limited knowledge of the "stars" who inhabit daytime soaps, evening "reality" shows, or most any TV series. But what struck me, aside from that sickening puss on Nicole Bass (or is it that sickening bass that Nicole has for a puss), was that final line if irony.

NO amount of beauty supplies could help. I guess Nicole stole them, because they didn't come with a "money back guarantee" in case they didn't work.

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