Saturday, June 20, 2015

Change the Planet's name to HIGH SCHOOL

We are in fucking HIGH SCHOOL.

Go to Bing, Yahoo, Google or any of the search pages that highlight the news, and you see THIS shit.

This is on Bing's news page.

Steve Allen's word isn't BING. It's DUMBTH.

This is beyond dumbing down. It's a fucking plague. The top Entertainment news of the day is the whisper that a brainless slut "cupped her boob" dancing to another brainless slut?

This is the idiocy you'd hear whispered in a high school lunchroom about two moronic teenage twats. THIS passes for entertainment news?

And business. Isn't the fucking BUSINESS section supposed to slant towards older, serious moneygrubbers?

No, not anymore, the business news has to slant down in DUMBTH to high schoolers. The business news today isn't about Old Navy's stock or future. It's TWEETS! TWEETS about a sale on shitty $1 foam rubber beach sandals!

Couldn't I just GO to Twitter and see what's "trending?" Shouldn't I go to a NEWS page and find ACTUAL NEWS?

The media not only gets lazier and lazier (don't call up and interview anyone, just check the Tweets) but more and more trivial, too.

Somehow the Muslims aren't too interested in this shit, are they? That's why they're involved in other things, like blowing people up. What's the answer? Get every Muslim an iPad? Sorry, most of them would be walking around with a chopped-off hand for being caught checking out stupid shit like Kardashian "cupping her boob." Kardashian blown up by a stick of dynamite in her ass...that's something else. And if that's on the Muslim agenda, I'll consider converting.

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