Now it's THIS pig. This slob. This bint. This whore. This misshapen monstrosity.
The Daily Fail ran the above picture, because it was FLATTERING!
They had an article about how the great Kim Kuntrashian went to the same lingerie shop The Queen uses (no, not the late Danny La Rue) and spent $300 or whatever on a bra.
And oooh, look, here's Godzilla in the shop.
Kuntrashian is now 34. She puts her make-up on with a trowel.
She has boring monkey-hair on her head.
She has shit-brown eyes and thick, Crayola eyebrows that a gorilla might admire.
She's had a ton of surgery just to have facial contours that don't resemble a rotten pie.
She apparently has no teeth (the better to suck off black dick).
And gee, look at this SUPERSTAR meeting: Kuntrashian with tennis ass...er, ace...Serena Williams.
Hold onto your barf bag.
IF I'M BEING HONEST, if I saw these two pigs dressed like that and greeting each other on a subway platform, I wouldn't look twice.
Serena Williams is one of the greatest tennis stars of all time. She's usually conducted herself pretty well, too. But Christ, off the court, that ass looks like she's shoplifting hams. What's with the yak hair? Look at those mammoth horse-thighs and that man-like arm. Yech.
She also looks like she smelled Kuntrashian before she saw her. "Oh, Kim, there was an odor a mile down the road...I followed it and HERE YOU ARE!"
This is glamor today? A moose and an elk locking horns on a public street?
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