Vital News from An Ancient D-Lister

Yawwwwwwwwn.

What websites were reporting this "news" in the first place?

How long ago was "The Aviator" and how long ago did she fuck Howard Hughes ?

What else is she gonna call attention to herself with on FARCEBOOK?

Maybe: "Hey, everyone, remember my Playboy cover in 1984?"

Lots of airbrushing and cringing involved in that one, considering that the woman had ceased to be a presence in films about 20 years earlier.

FARCEBOOK, used by millions whose full name is NEVER WAS, and by a sad thousand called HAS BEEN.