Friday, June 26, 2015

Spic Softly - Don't Rile Donald Trump

My view on Donald Trump for President?

I hope he wins the nomination. It'll be FUN.

Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton? It'll be utterly insane. And, of course, Hillary will win.

But it'll be a lot less boring and stressful than if Jeb Bush gets the nomination. Scott Walker is a dark horse...but I think some would prefer the singer by that name, not the politician.

ANYWAY...the big thing about blowhard Donald Trump is that he says what's on his mind, and he backs it up.

Whether sneering Rosie O'Donnell is a talentless fat pig, or that Mexicans send rapists and murderers over the border, it's damn hard to argue with him. Tactless but True, Mr. Trump.

Trump's only real claim to fame (aside from acquiring casinos that went bankrupt) is building shit. It's mostly badly constructed overpriced luxury buildings that (location location location) are in all the best parts o town where shallow, noisy rich bastards want to live.

He declared he'd build a Great Wall between America and Mexico. Fine. He'd know how. It's sickening how much bilingualism there is in America, and how many lazy fat Mexicans won't learn the language. Trump should add a limit on immigrants from South America and other pestiferous places.

As you might imagine, Trump's remarks were not appreciated by fat lazy Mexicans who resent the stereotype caused by being fat and lazy.

Mexicans decided to boycott the "Miss World Pageant" that Trump happens to own. Hold it right there. Trump instantly fired back.

That's why Trump wouldn't be so bad for America. He's a tough bastard.

Put it this way, if Kirstie MacColl's mother asked Donald Trump to get some answers from a rich Mexican businessman, the one who ran over and nearly sliced Kirstie in half, Trump would've acted. He would've put sanctions on that rich greaser's products and said, "NOTHING till you apologize to Mrs. MacColl, you joy-riding disgusting wetback scumbag."

Bullish, classless but intimidating, Trump is a guy that ISIS and China and North Korea and the rest would not fuck with. Iran would be waiting for the bomb to drop.

Is that a little better than the current leaders of the United States of Wusses?

The big news today is that homos, who once could only marry in a few states, can now marry in all 50 states. And yet, medical marijuana, legal in many states, has not been legalized by the Supreme Court for use everywhere.

Why? Because the homos are screeching "we're here and we're queer" all over the place, and have nothing better to do than dress in drag for marriage ceremonies.It's the most important thing in their lives.

The Doobie bunch? They can get pot. As long as they aren't TOO inconvenienced, or likely to go to jail, they're fine.

I don't like gay marriage.

No, my neck ain't red. But what the fags and dykes are doing is against my religion. My religion is WORDS.

I love and respect WORDS, and "Marriage" means a legal union of MAN AND WOMAN.

It's the stuff of dreams coming true: "They were married and lived happily ever after."

It connotes the ideal: you marry, you procreate, and life goes on. Semen doesn't get stuck amid shit in a man's ass. "Marriage" shouldn't be joked up to mean men and men or women and women.

Elton and David had to be "man and wife?" It's ridiculous. One idiot wears a dress? One idiot has to be called "husband" and the other "wife" when they are obviously NOT?

It's an insult to the WORDS, the good words "husband" and "wife" and "marriage."

The fags sure are concerned with WORDS. They want "fag" banned everywhere. Bad word. They also like "husband" and "wife" so much, they want to pretend to be those words, even if they aren't.

So if words are powerful, why are they fucking up what the definition of "marriage" has been for a thousand years?

Look, the English language is vast and changing. "Civil Union" is a good term. Gay couples should have equal rights and "Civil Union" should be good enough.

I bet gays who are so eager to change the definition of WHO can get married, do NOT want to allow a man to marry a pillow. Or a watermelon with a convenient hole in it. They wouldn't want a brother to marry a sister, or the mommy to marry the son.

Well, it's too late now. Fags and dykes all over the country are absolutely giddy over this hollow and idiotic victory...that they can now distort reality even further by PRETENDING to be "husbands and wives."

They've already distorted reality by thinking gay sex is normal. It isn't. Any more than B&D and S&M is. Or dressing up in drag or diapers. The point is this stuff should be tolerated because it's all part of being human. As Peter Gabriel might say, it's digging in the dirt...all part of some childhood hurt. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either.

Go invent another term for "civil union" if you don't like that one. Don't steal "marriage." It's as obnoxious as hijacking "gay" and "dyke." Jeez, gay was such a useful word, once.

When things become normal they become boring. Hey fruitcakes, ever think of that? You all get to be MARRIED, and you'll all get to be...DIVORCED. Like Rosie O'Donnell got DIVORCED.

Sometimes things are better when there's a taboo element...kinky sex, gay sex, smoking a joint on the sly, nicking knickers, grabbing a cookie out of the jar when it's forbidden. One reason Donald Trump is now second in the Republican race (behind Jeb Bush) is that he's taboo. He's nuts. He's a wildman. He's often ignorant, too. How exciting.

How many people secretly wish there was a fucking wall between Mexico and America? Every American whose last name doesn't end in an A, O or Z.

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