Thursday, June 18, 2015

ONE WORD FOR YOKO

AW, when the rest of the world is going nuts, just go check out what child-woman Yoko is up to.

Too much crass porn in the world?

Nobody telling you to go take out your crayons and do something creative?

Yoko always has good advice for you, and ART you can buy!

The Yolk has just discovered pixilation. Blowing up images. The photo equivalent of Lego.

All right, Lucy, lemme 'splain it to you. It's called, you pleb, CONCEPTUAL ART.

It's part of Yoko's latest (wait...let me check my watch...yes) book:

Yoko Ono Conceptual Photography

"Rearrange the photos in your mind." - Yoko Ono 2015

"Yoko Ono's art book Conceptual Photography is a lyrical universe, composed of text and images that challenge us to cast an unexpected glance at life. $15."

We must face the facts. Nobody wrote GRAPEFRUIT before she did. Few even thought of EATING a grapefruit till the 60's, IF I'M BEING HONEST.

If you can't think up this shit by yourself: ("Imagine your skin broke out and you put it back again") and you don't have Photoshop, then you're stuck. BUY THE FUCKING BOOK.

Me, I can think shit up by myself. I also have Photoshop. So I can blow up an image till you have almost no idea what the fuck it is, or shrink it down, so you do.

Oh. Right. My one word for Yoko?

AURAT.

Look into it!

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