Wednesday, June 24, 2015

The Daily (childish titty-peek) News

Christ, Internet newspapers keep dumbing down to get the attention of ADD-sufferers and childish dimwits.

They know that only gullible pea-brains would click a banner ad's hot link. Only infantile dopes would bookmark a tabloid in the hopes of a daily glimpse of "side boob" from a garbagey pop star.

The only people making money in publishing are pesty paparazzi staking out slovenly bitches and hoping for a titty-shot they can sell. The editors snap 'em up, to TIT-illate the snickering schoolboys and whispering cunt-wits who have no sophistication. Christ, with all the hardcore porn you can see just by setting Google preferences, a person has to be pretty retarded to get worked up over THIS shit.

Aside from the udder idiocy of celebrity-dominated news, the only lesson here is that women have the power. A man has to be talented, powerful, and say something worth hearing to get his picture in a newspaper. All a dumb cunt has to do is wander around with her shirt loose.

"You Americans," Terry-Thomas said, "are obsessed with BOSOMS!"

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