Why not for this idiotic art show stabbing.
See, thanks to Yoko and her "Cut Piece" and other bizarre shows, people thought that an Asian woman being stabbed...was just an "art exhibit."
Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry, don't worry...the woman didn't die.
Just look at her. It had to be a flesh wound because a) she's just sobbing like a bitch, and b) she didn't even drop her cell phone.
Yeah, it does look like "fake blood."
The biggest surprise is that there's even art shows in Florida.
This was an "Art Basel" exhibit in Miami. So another surprise is what Asians are doing there. It's MIAMI. It's either Cubans or Jews.
Perhaps one of these women is an artist intent on making a statement of some kind.
The stabbee is certainly looking like an art exhibit, with that splotch of red, and that crouch. WITH PHONE. Some helpful white guy is saying, "So, are you part of an art exhibit? If you're hurt should I get another 10 or 20 white people to stand around and hug each other?"
The flat-chested stabber is almost a stereotypical dragon lady. From her nasty expression you'd almost expect her to say, "Yeah, I got radicalized by Isis. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! If you people would understand that the only art anyone should see involves paintings of Egyptians walking sideways, MAYBE we'll stop our random acts of terror..."
That's right, rich idiots, pretentious art exhibits aren't immune from maniac acts of violence.
"Wear a white shirt.
Paint part of it red.
Use your cell phone to call someone.
Tell them red is the new white." Imagine!
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