Tuesday, December 29, 2015

He Will be Missed...just not by me

Well, what could be more profound and touching than a Farcebook tribute.

STRICKLAND's never-take-a-shower buddy, posing so nobly with a defenseless animal he destroyed, was remembered by the redneck asshole company he worked for.

What's more sporting than murdering one of God's creatures with a high-powered can't-miss modern assault weapon? And just a few days after Christmas? These little-dicked white boys weren't hunting the way Native Americans did, were they?

But let's remember "CHASE" for what he was, a GOOD OL' BOY with a homicidal ISIS-like desire to KILL, KILL and KILL. He shared that trait with his bromance pal Strickland. Strickland didn't wanna stay home with wifey when he could go out duck hunting with Chase. But I'll call these two duck-murdering cowards by their real names: Mr Jinx and Miss Lucy.

Seems that he was found in the lake, and the overturned boat was found, too. They just haven't been able to turn up soggy Strickland, yet, the guffawing C&W singer so eager to KILL DUCKS.

"Mr. Jinx and Miss Lucy, they jumped in the lake
I’m not that eager to make a mistake

People are crazy and times are strange
I’m locked in tight, I’m out of range
I used to care, but things have changed."

BOB DYLAN

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