Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Bieber? Adele? Are Those Vevo Figures Real?

Jesus, what an insane world.

Have you noticed, when you check GOOTUBE, that you're given crazy choices of shit you should watch?

I think I'd typed in "Johnny Carson Monologues" or some such old comedy comfort phrase, and got THESE CHOICES:

Yeah, there were three or four rows, and somehow GOOTUBE was insisting I had to be interested in ADELE and BIEBER. Why? Because 800 MILLION idiots watch this SHIT?

They even wanted me to SUBSCRIBE, and join 9 million Adele idiots or 16 million Beliebers.

Does GOOTUBE phony up these numbers? Do they count "unique" hits or maniacs watching the same stupid video over and over? And what fancy calculation do they use when they pay these two over-paid monsters a royalty?

800 million hits for fat Adele singing "Hello?" That's almost like every man woman and child in America watching it three times each.

The shits just keep on coming. The rats get richer. How nice that Google, in essence, owns the world's biggest MTV channel and the world's biggest radio station, and the world's biggest juke box in GOOTUBE.

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