He's probably 19 years-old, with the same IQ. 19. He's one of these perpetually masturbating morons who drools over every stupid cover of Sports Illustrated's swimsuit issue and every Victoria's Secret catalog.
He falls hopelessly in love with ring card girls, bimbo models in beer and cigarette ads, and of course any nitwit pop star and D-list actress on the planet. And he shows his admiration by...
What else...trying to sell print-outs of Internet downloads he's collected.
His writing style mirrors his own desperation and lack of sophistication:
HOT! MUST HAVE! SEXY! L@@K!
Yes, a true mental midget, he even throws in the corny L@@K symbol that only pea-brained eBay dipshits use.
Right, people need L@@K in order to be convinced. Just because YOU, a loser in Minnesota, are easily persuaded to do anything except take a bath, don't think everyone is going to buy your idiotic L@@K photos. Especially not at $99.
(No, he's NEVER sold anything. Who'd buy this idiotic shit you can find for free everywhere? He has nothing better to do than keep trying, and re-posting when eBay knocks them off. Hard head and no brains).
This pig scrotum with eyes has no conception of reality. $99? That's $95.05 OVER what topless celeb photos go for on the site, which is $4.95 in the adult section.
His bad, breathless ad copy, typed with sperm-smeared fingers, is awash in hyper insanity.
He's proud of selling "a non-professional picture!" Meaning, junk he's cranking through his Epson printer. Nice work, sphincter mouth.
Reading his caffeinated crapola,, you get the idea why he calls himself "The Kid" - JUNIOR. He has all the sophistication of a Twinkie. He has all the class of a can of Red Bull. And he's certainly still a virgin. Got a bowl haircut, moron boy?
Here's somebody who spends most of his waking hours spraying black ink on women to create woolly bras and giant diaper-like panties, as if that entices people into wanting to see more. Ebay removes these copyright thefts, but L@@K who keeps coming back, like a whining puppy that wants cheese.
His other auctions are for cum-stained Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues and other garbage. Not much to do in Minnesota, huh?
So he invents his own rules, lives in his own world, and creates his own insane pricing on pictures of has-been bints and idiots who walk around half-naked all day and show it all on their Instagram accounts.
One day he's gonna go the toilet, forget to put the seat down, and fall right in and drown. His parents will say L@@K...retro-abortion! THANK CHRIST!
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