Come on Shauna, don't raise your eyebrow. Lower your knickers, and you can make MORE than a fiverrrrrr.
Go ahead, My Wild Irish Nose, sign up with eBay, get a dozen accounts, and go at it.
If you're not AS STUPID as most eBay stinkers are, you'll make some sales before you finally have to retire.
Begin with "Hi Guyyyyyyyssss," don't be too explicit, and in your photo DON'T bend over to expose your flat BOYISH butt. Just hold your knickers up and raise that eyebrow.
And make sure to cake on a pound of lipstick.
Why these twats have to pretend they're working their way through college, I have NO idea.
Some kind of FETISH, I guess.
Shauna, just say you're a nice Dublin girl, and you're raising money to buy a new microphone, about eight inches long and two inches thick.
Soon you'll be selling so many of your used knickers, you'll have to delay shipments. Even with the shaved twat making sure all your fluids get in your panties and not in your pubes, it might take a few days to really make 'em stink.
Aw, the tragedy, if you're ALL SOLD OUT, you could experience a knickerless pain!
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