Knickerless has NO idea exactly WHY she's coming, since he hasn't been near a vagina since his Mum popped him out and began puking.
He does seem to think it's dangerous, and will surely duck out of the way by hiding in his dark, dingy bathroom.
When asked how a woman gets aroused, he shrugged and said, "Maybe she's sitting on a tiger lily."
Maybe he thinks she's having an orgasm just from hearing him singing "Fuck Off Obama," because he can't figure out a new "melody" for "Fuck Off Donald Trump."
In a huge career move, Knickerless is now following John Cleese.
John is sure to notice.
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