Wednesday, January 11, 2017

I am shocked, SHOCKED!

The latest news about the Queen of ALL MEDIA is certainly a surprise.

The fabulous Shauna Cuntwell is making fiverrrrrs by reciting things for fetishists and fanboys. Oh, the THRILL of getting Shauna to "endorse" a product or say your name!

You wonder what she's turned down. "Shauna will you hold up a pair of your knickers? Will you describe how you shave your twat? Will you sing on key and without a vocoder?"

As she expected, her brilliance has gotten her noticed. She is appearing in her first full length feature film (after dozens upon dozens of GooTube "televised hits.")

Her manager and co-star Bill Hoobstank confirms she'll star in a movie about Millennials!

Yes, Millennials, scary drones with NO parental supervision. They spend so much time staring at their cellphones and taking selfies, their eyes have gotten huge. They are...THE CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED!

What an empty-headed monster! There's no reasoning with a creature like this. With no concern for others, and utter selfishness at the core, hide from every single one of the...CHILDREN OF THE DAMNED!

Watch for the original soundtrack, nothing but cover versions, available on iTunes.

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