Bruce Jenner, like Kirsty MacColl's killer, WILL SKATE FREE

They're saying that Bruce Caitlyn Jenner will NOT be charged with vehicular manslaughter.

Aw, of course not. How can we "keep up with the Kardashians" if one of them is in jail, and not getting new make-overs and new dresses and discussing "her penis?"

"Probably the only two violations that would apply to Mr. Jenner would be unsafe speed and following too closely," we're told, and that's oh, misdemeanors.

See, if you're a celebrity, then you can ignore one of the basic rules of the road: maintain a SAFE SPEED so if the car in front of you stops, YOU DON'T RAM IT AND SEND IT FLYING INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC AND KILL THE DRIVER.

Happily for breathless fans of Bruised Genitalia and the Kardashians and Jenners, the woman who was KILLED didn't have a grieving husband or son or daughter. So LET HER ROT IN HER GRAVE. She didn't deserve to live anyway. She's not going to thrill us with thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and wardrobe malfunctions and dishing about herself and her needs and wants and wants and needs and needs and wants and wants and needs.

"In Paterson that's just the way it goes. If you're Black you might as well not show up on the street 'Less you want to draw the heat."

Oh. Sorry.

That's Bob Dylan howling and mewling about a nasty thug named Carter who most likely DID kill a bunch of white people, and if he didn't, knew who did.

Bob ain't gonna write a song about a highway in California that you might not want to drive on if you aren't a celebrity who has carte blanche to kill people. After all, the victim was white.

And Bob, so noted for songs about Durango and other greasy areas of Mexico, didn't bother writing a song about the injustice to Kristy MacColl, whose spic killer is one of their richest citizens. Yes, Guillermo Gonzalez-Nova.

Gonzalez-Nova is SO rich he wouldn't even bother sending condolences to Kirsty's kids and mother. Wouldn't talk to the press. He and his greasy son ignored camera crews, while their slimy servant had the nerve to say things like, "He's not to be deserved. He's sleeping. He was out late last night."

Kirsty was murdered in December of 2000 by a joy-riding speedboat slamming into her in restricted waters reserved for swimmers and divers.

Gonzalez-Nova is still very much alive. At 81, this creepy wetback son of a bitch is TWICE the age Kirsty was when she was mutilated by his luxury boat. I mean, the propeller slashed her from neck to waist, with her chest and leg hanging off.

Smile, Guillermo, su vida es BUENO.

Kirsty's two sons were swimming in their mother's blood as they fled to safety. That's how literally gutted she was.

A white woman is dead? So what. The rich spic wouldn't even send a card to the family, a simple, "Sorry for your loss."

You don't have to admit guilt. If you lack the COJONES to face an old woman and two teenage boys who lost their mother...if that's TOO MUCH for a billionaire to do...you could've at least sent a fucking card. "Sorry for your loss" is not an admission of guilt, just a sign of being a human being and not a disgusting spic.

And so it goes, and so it goes, and so it goes, and so it goes.

Jenner's vanity and nail polish sessions and primping and posing will NOT be disturbed by a trial or by questions from the police. She/he will only have to answer to "WHO are you WEARING?"

And Jenner will have an army of hissing snakes crying out whenever he's referred to as he/she or she/he even though this is a pre-op transsexual with fake tits and a real dick.

If you look at this monster naked (and I guess millions would want to) that's a HE/SHE. There are entire sections of porn stores marked HE/SHE for fans of "chicks with dicks."

Kirsty's sons have to accept, as their 92 year-old grandma has, that the investigation ended in 2009. That's when the Mexican government said "Adios!" They were not going to bother a MUY MUY MUY rich businessman who is even more of a Fascist bully than the country's hundreds of drug czars.

Doesn't anyone care? Well, yes, Bob Dylan might write a song about you, if you're black or Latino. But even that weak of a tribute...a fucking song...is not of interest to anybody. Outside of a small circle who still wish there was Justice for Kirsty, and for a woman who was not expecting a self-absorbed lunatic to ram her car and send her to her death.