Fat Bint JOYCE MITCHELL, named and shamed in Prison Breakout

Thanks, you FAT BINT.

You cost New York State hundreds of thousands of dollars in man-hours, and scared thousands of locals, too. And why? Because you, a married woman, had the hots for a despicable murderer.

The murderer is being portrayed as a dynamic "ladies man," but really, a putty-faced pudgy-bodied slob with the mind of a turnip, who works in a fucking PRISON for a living, and has a dipshit husband who ALSO works in the prison...is easily swayed.

I'm surprised it hasn't been revealed that she's fucked dogs and posted the photos to 4Chan.

What a monumentally stoooooooooopid bitch.

The great "Shawshank" prison break has been big news in America the past four days.

It's even eclipsed such annoying snores as the NBA basketball finals where glandular black morons in their underwear show off by jamming a ball into a hoop. Then there's the NHL hockey finals, where pea-brained ice-faced white jackasses skate around like children and get excited by slamming a puck into a net a few times.

The fun about the prison break story was "how they did it," breaking through walls with stolen power tools, navigating intricate passageways, and coming to the surface through a sewer. Oh yes, and the Post-it note with "Have a Nice Day" under a chink cartoon left behind to enrage the cops.

Of course the instant question was "wasn't this an inside job?" Sure. The prison employee who could get them civilian clothes was chubby, lovelorn Joyce Mitchell. Now she could be locked up in that same prison, because she wanted to run away with a filthy tattooed "bad boy."

Some news reports say she was "jilted," and didn't get to meet up with her fascinating and murderous would-be shower buddy. Others say she got faint-hearted and nervous, and checked herself into a hospital around the time of the prison break, and that she was supposed to drive the get-away car. The latter makes more sense, because these murderers wouldn't have wanted to wander the very rural area around the prison when they could drive across the border into Canada, or try and out-race the cops on a route to Mexico.

At the moment, the two idiots are reportedly wandering around the heavily wooded forests of Upstate New York, which is full of redneck assholes who like guns and bluegrass music. Many residents proudly have shown off their weapons, itching for the two guys to come a' knocking. Meanwhile, these guys apparently have had to break into homes to forage food, and suffer through cold nights sleeping outdoors.

They'll either be caught or killed very soon, but who cares about them?

The star of the show is the menopausal moron who wanted to have a dangerous fling, no matter twat. Er, what.

Nice going, cunt. I bet you shaved your flabby labia and splashed your armpits in some of Wal-Mart's finest $2.98 a gallon perfume. Since you can't deny that calls on YOUR cell phone implicate you in the case, you are headed behind bars. And the odds of you enticing any guards into helping you escape, or even using a power drill on your hungry vagina, are NIL.