Monday, June 8, 2015

Jesus Christ, Clint Eastwood! No "Caitlyn Jenner" jokes!

MOTHER OF GOD! SAPRISTI!

Caitlyn Jenner is SO sensitive. The Kardashians are so tender! Don't make jokes about the world's biggest collection of stupid, no-talent media whores!

The censors snipped at Clint Eastwood, and the world will NOT be hearing his very mild dig at Bruised Genitalia.

And the world cheers.

What the FUCK is that?

Censoring a creative and important man for a line about a dumb useless waste of space?

Clint Eastwood is 85, and one of our greatest AMERICANS.

As an actor, he was the star of "Rawhide" on TV, and countless action-adventure films that reinforced all that's good (and stereotypical) about the American spirit.

As a director? The man's turned in some exceptional work, and won awards for "Unforgiven" and the brilliant "Million Dollar Baby" among others. He's just signed on to direct a film about Sullenberger, the guy who landed that plane in the Hudson River, saving all aboard.

He should be allowed to be heard.

If people don't like it, fine. Eastwood made an asshole of himself standing at the Republic Convention doing a monologue to a chair, making fun of Obama. So? All it did was let the world know Eastwood's a conservative jerk. Nobody refused to air what he did, because "oooh, he's making fun of a BLACK MAN, a minoriteeeeeee."

So this freak Bruce Jenner has hormones and fake tits. "HE" decides he's a "SHE" but if you look at the whole package, no. Not yet. He's just a tranny. Pre-op tranny or just a tranny, we don't know yet.

But if Eastwood wants to take a mild jab at him, so what.

That's all it was. It wasn't exactly a joke. It wasn't exactly a put-down of poor poor members of the "gay and lesbian and transgender" community. "Caitlyn somebody" is not a sexist remark. Anymore than if Clint said that America's had a lot of presidents, including "Barack somebody." It just means that to Clint Eastwood the person is so unimportant he can't remember the last name. SO?

If Eastwood said "Barack somebody," the line would've gone through.

Isis screams nobody's allowed to draw Mohamed? FUCK YOU. Let people draw the fucking prophet. And if some girly-man doesn't like jokes, too fucking bad, let people joke.

You risk your life drawing the prophet. And you risk Bruce Jenner coming after you in his high heels. And who's to say he couldn't take down 85 year-old Clint Eastwood? He might kiss him to death.

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