Cool name, right? Right up there with Mephisto, Jiltz, Cal E. Fornia, Chris-Sucks-Rocks and Zinfuck.
He became rich and fat by stealing everyone's creative work and claiming it as "FREEDOM OF SPEECH." Oh yes, and "SHARING." Mommy taught him to SHARE. Let's start a blog, "I'm learning to SHARE."
Oh yes, and Dotcom set things up so people could pay HIM for a faster "premium" account through the adorable company PAYPAL. When he knew the Feds were after him, he ran a sale, and pocketed millions for NOTHING. He provided NOTHING and was a total fraud. He knew he was shutting down Megaupload and tricked people into paying $50 for $100 worth of download months. Or whatever it was. When he shut down Megaupload and took the money, PAYPAL told customers, "Sorry, a Megaupload account is a service, not a product, so you do NOT get your money back."
Ha ha ho ho hee hee, Paypal made the rules, and on the form everyone electronically signs in order to join 'em, it practically says "You're SCREWED." Har har har!
Kimmy-Cutie is ba-a-a-a-ck building more domains with the MEGA brand, AND he's fighting the good fight to get back the MILLIONS that belong to HIM (not to the artists, or those he swindled) that had been seized by the U.S. government. And who's in his corner? The Korrupt Kiwis...the New Zealand judges and lawmakers who don't need American aid as much as they want the royal Kim to generate money for them.
Ha ha ho ho hee hee.
Kimmy-Cutie employs dozens and dozens of Kiwis. He bought the biggest mansion in the country. He's their superstar. He can DO NO WRONG.
He and his lawyers are laughing all the way to the bank.
Movie stars, singers, songwriters...you all are making TOO MUCH MONEY, but not Kim Dotcom, with his fleet of cars and his superstar lifestyle.
Kim's fanatic Kickass and Demonoid followers, who think he's a hero, figure HE is entitled to be living the life of a billionaire, along with the Pirate Bay bunch. But not an exec at Sony. Or Prince or Gene Simmons. Poo!
So lick Kim's arse and bow down, he and his lawyers say. The U.S. government, loaded with plodding drones who play by the book, aren't going to push for economic sanctions against New Zealand.
Sadly, despite conspiracy theorists who believe the CIA killed just about everyone from Kennedy to Cobain, nobody's putting a fucking bullet through Dotcom's skull, ending this farce.
Ha ha ho ho hee hee.
Kim Dotcom is the genius who took Rapidshare's ideas and perfected them. It's given us a devastated entertainment industry which now produces almost nothing of value, just "reality" TV shows, comic book hero movies, and "music" from Piggy Azalea and Viley Virus. Remember that PRE-INTERNET PIRACY our favorite progrock stars STILL were signed to major labels. Remember that PRE-INTERNET PIRACY you could go to the movies and find variety. Remember that PRE-INTERNET PIRACY the major TV networks were still producing some quality dramas and sitcoms while now the very few anyone cares about are on HBO or streaming on Netflix.
And yes, somehow the USA's seizure of Kim's websites got fucked up and the domains were bought by scammers, and the USA can't block them or go after the crooks the "Muslim Way," which is to just go in, behead, and say "USA is GREAT." No, the USA is playing it by the book, and by laws crippled by Google and Amazon who protect anything and everything on the Internet that might threaten their world domination.
The 21st Century is.....
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