It's Not Unusual...for Tom Jones to be an asshole

I guess the "trendy" thing among whites is...to be BLACK.

Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee! It's the BEST of both worlds. You can brag that you've got "black blood" so you're soulful and cool...but you can comfortably walk around with the majority of people who don't have giant lips or flat noses. Not to mention bad hair.

The plagiarize-each-other web news sites are full of Tom Jones who is full of...what, exactly?

You'd think Tom would not be such a publicity whore, and wait for the DNA news.

This, after all, is why people watch garbage TV shows like "Maury Povich," where, in less than a half hour, you get a lot of screaming and threats of violence from people who want DNA news because of cheating, or pregnancy or ethnicity. Then they get it and scream and throw chairs and stomp out of the studio in tears.

How adorable that Tom avoided DNA tests back in the 60's and throughout his most successful years. Hmmm, wonder why he did THAT.

You also have to wonder why Brooker never underwent such tests when people insisted "he sounds black." Or didn't he want to reject his British heritage? He sure as hell went into overkill, with that "whiter shade of pale" shit."

But what if Tom can't prove that some Welshman grand daddy went to Africa and knocked up some National Geographic model? And that the woman's baby was brought back to Wales, and this baby mated with white after white so that...Tom Jones just ended up with ridiculous hair and that soulful voice he now uses to sing dreary Negro spirituals about dying? Something's happening here, and you don't know what it is without a DNA test, do you, Mr. Jones?

Tom's mum must be turning over in her grave over his jolly accusations that she's a Nigga, yo.

In the old days, there were movies like "Pinky" and "I Passed for White," about Blacks trying desperately to get the breaks that being Caucasian provide. Now? There ARE no breaks for being Caucasian. You're less likely to be hired, and less likely to be treated fairly (see: Australian white guy murdered by black rappers and not a single protest or riot resulted). Now we have idiots like Tom Jones who will, if the DNA rest turns out as he wants, be able to sue and claim his firing from that awful TV show was racially motivated. (He was replaced by a fag, which is as good as a Nigga. Or, almost as good. Johnny Mathis is still more likely to flaunt being black over being homosexual).

Where was I? Oh. No, please...oh fer Chrissake.