Wednesday, November 4, 2015

EBAY Used Panty Literature - "E.L. James Got Nuthin' On THIS!"

Because you're sweet and lovely...you can write stupid purple prose about your panties. Can't you?

Err, not really. Not on EBAY. As much as these idiot bints were influenced by the amateurish granny-porn of a certain obese British idiot named E.L. James, they FAILED to keep their panty auctions on.

Still, if you get a kick out of bad writing, you'll enjoy the items below. The Great McGonnagal could not have done much better, selling whatever was under his kilt.

Self-absorbed aren't they?

By contrast, here are a few dimwitted twats who kept it BRIEF. Not that their auctions weren't knocked off also.

One is the typical frisky used undies item, and the other, one of those egotistic twats who thinks men will buy and worship photos that PRETEND to be of the seller (when, in actuality, most of these sellers simply download a set of shots from 4Chan and then laugh when somebody pays $20 to get them e-mailed to him.)

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