British Police are So Stupid - They Think Muslims Blow Shit Up

As the Muzzie Mayor of London could tell you, MUSLIMS are ALL peace-loving people.

Just because they wear hijabs, baby habibs, and burqas and eat stinky food and glower at whites and BLOW SHIT UP, doesn't mean a thing. Be nice. Be tolerant of people who believe in SHARIA LAW.

And for Chrissake (uh, ALLAH's sake) understand that just because 100% of the terrorist bombings, suicide bombings, and machine-gun attacks on unarmed people were committed by MUSLIMS, that's NO REASON TO THINK THAT MUSLIMS are a threat!

No, no, you Limeys. If you want to simulate a terrorist attack, use a kid wearing a Harry Potter Halloween outfit.

Or get Sharon Osbourne to shout, "Ozzy, where are you?"

Or have someone wearing a Paul Daniels mask calling, "You're gonna like this...not a lot!"

Make Roger Waters happy and have a little Jew wearing a yarmulke wave a salami and threaten to detonate it.

But don't, don't, DON'T, don't play the chords of ISLAM. Because if you do, why, a suicide bomber will blow shit up.

Someone shouting "Allah Akbar" and blowing shit up? That NEVER happens. Not a lot. Just always.