Sniff, Sniff. How do I know this is vaginal residue from a pregnant redhead??

In the pathetic world of whiffy-sniffy nerd-losers ANYTHING is possible.

Your fantasy is, uh, inhaling what you THINK is twat-smell from a redhead who is pregnant?

You wouldn't want an ordinary pregnant bitch? Or just a redhead? Oh, OK.

But in the photo, she looks kind of BLACK.

Usually the con artists simply download a picture out of some porno forum. And the authentic ninnies are only to happy to at least offer a crotch shot or a bend-over pose.

Here, all we get is BLACK. Which technically is ANOTHER violation of eBay rules, but who's counting?

Could it get any more ridiculous? Well, yes: "Sharon Osbourne's USED KNICKERS...guaranteed to make you FAINT..."