Squat Like a Woman, Nearly Become One

PORN, as his friends probably call him, nearly had his dick bitten off.

Why? Because in monkey countries like THAILAND, or SRI LANKA, they have "squat-toilets." Since the men are almost built like women anyway, everybody learns to just SQUAT when they pee.

PORN was squatting like the she-male he is, when that Python (Monty?) came up from the drain. Say no more!

The story has a happy ending. PORN's ok and, more important, the snake was not harmed.