Tuesday, May 24, 2016

James Corden: FAT EFFEMINATE AND UNFUNNY

Oh, what is more HILARIOUS than a silly giggling fat lady in a Chewbacca mask?

Fat, effeminate James Corden flogging the joke to death.

James Corden makes Graham Norton seem like Chaplin.

Just how and why this inane British butterball was imported to America remains a repulsive mystery. All he seems to do is giggle like a girl and get giddy over trivial pop culture nitwits.

His big deal is pretending to ride in a car and sing karoake. Sounds like a faggot.

Whoever is pointlessly popular gets to ride with the fat boy, who fawns and squeals and acts like it's the biggest thrill since the last time he was butt-fucked in a men's room.

I can't say NO talk show host is more annoying than Corden. There's Puppy Fallon of course, who amateurishly adopts irritating voices to repeat and repeat punchlines with his owl-faced sidekick. When he mentions a musical guest who will appear later, the little prick can't help singing (often for an excruciating minute) a medley of the star's hits. Instead of talking to his guests he plays stupid fratboy games with them, including variations on beer pong. If there's a major musical guest, Puppy Fallon will insist on having a duet before the guest can do a solo.

But Fallon at least doesn't look like a fat lady in drag.

Corden does look better with a mask on. He'd also look better with two lovely black eyes.

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