Paypal's Ideal Customer? A stupid, self-centered TWAT

What happens when you visit PAYPAL? You don't just get to log in. You get an AD.

What kind of an AD?

An AD that excludes YOU, unless you're a brainless cunt. That's who they aim to attract. Giddy, inane BITCHES.

Companies like this spend millions on ad agencies and demographics.

The result? Surprisingly, PAYPAL isn't aiming for Millennials who waste all of Mom and Dad's money. They aren't aiming at middle-aged affluent people who have plenty to spend (but have American Express cards!).

NOPE. They want YOU if YOU are a stupid 20-something TWAT.

Why no white guy in the ad? Why no business woman dressed like Hillary Clinton? No, all PAYPAL wants are ridiculous cunt-sumers who spend their money on garish clothes, frills, make-up and CELLPHONES.

We all know women shop, shop, shop and spend, spend, spend. They save NOTHING. Since none of them cook anymore, every evening they expect to be taken out to dinner or they order take-away. Since they have no attention span, they need to go out to movies and shows.

They are all self-absorbed about their looks, and spend a fucking fortune on hairdressers, nail salons and tons of make-up. They use up tampons, rip pantyhose, and are always staining their knickers and needing new ones. They are always throwing out their bras to get ones they think will fit better, and MUST have several closets loaded with blouses, skirts and dresses and SHOES SHOES SHOES.

So naturally enough PAYPAL figures "who cares about guyyyyysss...aim for prime pussy, the ones who think SHOPPING is a SPORT."

PAYPAL also figures the country is made up, 50-50, of whites and coloreds. It IS heading that way, with the white population shrinking, and the Black/Latino population fucking like rabbits. (The girl on the right in the above poto is comfortably mocha, and could be black, Latina or both.)

PAYPAL is also one of those pesty sites that WON'T let you do your business without PESTERING.

So after you've clicked off the first ANNOYING AD PAGE, you get YET ANOTHER cunty roadblock:

MORE TWATS!

Can PAYPAL state it any more clearly? "We don't care about men. We don't care about rich old coots or even Millennials. We want those idiot bitches who spend a fortune on waxing their thighs and shaving their coochies and taking photos to show their friends.

What's going on in THIS photo? It's obvious: "Here, wait, after showing you a photo of my lunch, and a photo of what I wore when I went out last night, I MUST SHOW YOU MY SHAVED TWAT! I have a thousand pix on my cellphone. Wait, I'll find it. I just KNOW I took one yesterday morning when I did some touch-up waxing. I sent the photo to twelve boyfriends, and seventy Facebook friends. Here! Isn't that a very smooth looking twat? I must spend at least an hour a day in front of a mirror, checking out my boobies, my ass, my face, and most of all, my TWAT!"

The bottom line? Most any normal company wouldn't be exclusionary, and wouldn't be obnoxious enough to run a photo that would have so many people saying, "Well, that's not ME, they don't want ME." But PAYPAL could care less. As long as they've gotta lotta TWATS signing up, really, whatever, that's SO ok, know wuttum sayin'??