The Monkeys and the GORILLA

You heard that a bitch with FOUR brats couldn't bother to keep track of them at the zoo.

One of them squealed about wanting to get into the gorilla enclosure and she didn't pay attention.

So he ran in, and the heroes at the Cincinnati Zoo shot down the animal to save him.

WHAT did you think that woman looked like?

Did you picture somebody ugly, stupid and obese?

I sure did.

For a day or two her identity was hidden, but once she blabbed all over FARCEBOOK that she believed in GOD, and GOD saved her brat, and "accidents will happen," she was outed.

THANKS, London Daily Mail. You're far enough away from the monkeys of Cincinnati to be able to print the truth without worrying if it's PC or not.

AND, THANKS to another British paper, the Independent!

The Independent reprinted this sanctimonious bitch's FARCEBOOK screed about how her brat was saved, and God is great and, oh, "accidents will happen."

No question, the mama in this case could've been some horrendous big fat redneck beast-tourist from Florida, North Carolina, or Toothless Hollow, Kentucky.

But she be BLACK. That means: let's drop it.

In America, everyone's suddenly walking the other way, whistling innocuously with eyes vacantly gazing in the distance. Ohhhh, it was a BLACK woman who didn't have control of one of her FOUR BASTARDS. Nevermind. Can't be critical. Let's not ask her to pay the damages caused by her negligence. She's BLACK.

And the jerk boyfriend? The convict? He's doin' good, ya'll, he's helpin' to raise the bastards. FOUR more monsters on the planet (and more on the way I'm sure). Oh well. Let's re-spin this: the gorilla shouldn't have been in captivity anyway. It wasn't having much of a life. Damn those white people who build zoos and are concerned with conservation. They should've left that gorilla in the wild (where the natives would make a few dollars letting Donald Trump's sons shoot it).

Don't know much about zoology. Don't know much about ecology. But what a wonderful world it sho' is. Yassah!