Why do people want to watch boring has-beens and never-was jackasses bicker and prance?
Who the FUCK needed David Gest in their lives, and just why the Kardashians and Jenners have become a festering sore that won't heal, I also have no idea.
Cynics might say Ozzy Asshole conspired with MISSUS just so he could score a new reality show. "Here, Sharob, errp, get mad a' me fer focking someone who still gots TITS okayyy? Then I'b can get TV offahhhs!"
The poor slob had to have something to do after his awful, plodding, boring Black Sabbath geezers bit the dust with their final zombie tour.
But hasn't the world had ENOUGH? There was the original stupid show which gave the world too much information on his retarded spawn and his peckish, chin-jutting squeaky-voiced hen of a wife. Whoever thought we'd get MORE of these morons.
We've already seen this self-parody stumble about, and considering he had maybe two hits ("Paranoid" and "Iron Man") this guy is quite an over-achiever in terms of notoriety. He is an ASSHOLE. Big letters ASS HOLE.
That his even more annoying wife became a celebrity "judge" and then a talk show host is even more galling.
Somehow the world of cable TV can support about a hundred ridiculous TV channels. America has about 300 million morons festering within its borders, so if only ONE IN THREE HUNDRED watch some piece of camcorder shit, like Ozzy lumbering around in his oversized black coat and the blind-man granny glasses, then it pays for itself.
If only the jerks in the media had something better to do than tell us about this shit. Come on, a little more coverage of ACTUAL train wrecks...
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