Sunday, May 15, 2016

Cannes (ASSES) Offers A Bevy of Garbage Twats

Oh, what a FRONT PAGE STORY from the Daily FAIL.

It's a look at brainless bitches showing off all the PAINT and CLOTH it takes to make them attractive.

Do you doubt that sans make-up, and in an ordinary dress or a blouse and jeans, you'd look twice at them?

Christ, THIS is 21st Century pussy?

THESE are "stars" at the Cannes Film Festival?

I didn't even recognize any of 'em aside from Hidey Clump. You notice Clump is actually wearing the most "normal" outfit of the bunch. Maybe because she doesn't have anything to prove.

From left to right:

Trashy slut with herpes.

Next. Pseudo-sophisticated bimbo with a smelly slit who wears a generic Jessica Rabbit outfit that calls attention from her boring face.

Next. One of those sand nigger Jenners. Oh, forgot, ARMENIAN. Still a hummus face and absolute trash. Whatever she wears automatically looks like she got it at Wal-Mart.

Next. Salma Hayek looks like she's about to spit up a taco. She has big tits. She also has a twisted tongue and you can't understand anything the bitch says. Her outfit could be from a Cinco de Mayo festival, worn by the owner of a bad Chinese-Mexican restaurant.

Next. Kate Hudson in orange is trying to pry her thong out of her ass. She has no class. She's almost as horse-faced as Camilla, or that idiotic Sarah Jessica Porker.

And lastly, ol' Hidey Clump, who is, at best, "pert." But really, how can you take this woman seriously as a sex symbol, knowing she used to fuck Seal?

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