GRIMSBY, A THOUSAND DELIGHTS...NOT. Sacha Baron Cohen vs Filth

Anyone think the horrible, depressed, decimated seasick seaside town of GRIMSBY isn't in bad shape?

A movie making fun of it can only improve matters. Shaming GRIMSBY on an international scale could make it a tourist attraction again. As in: "Let's see the slimy, grotesque town full of crappy bints, dimwitted buskers, slobby whores and drunken chavs."

After all, Times Square in New York City was once a slime-heap, and now it's Disney World. Jeering Times Square eventually turned it around. So let's be happy Sacha Baron Cohen is tweaking GRIMSBY!

If you didn't read the caption, would you think this is a movie or the real GRIMSBY?

PS, the fucking film is nowhere near close to being released, but there's this advance buzz because ooooh, it's knocking a shitty town, and making fun of England's well known soccer hooligans, aka footballer fuckhead fans. And obese disgusting women.

Oh yes, it's also got a scene where a Queen of England lookalike gets splashed with AIDS-infected blood. As if one expects tasteful comedy from Mr. Cohen?

I'm not a HUGE fan of the peculiarly named Sacha Baron Cohen. I didn't pay much attention to his ALI G show on HBO, which I guess had him playing some kind of Muzzie cretin. Since it got such raves, I did see "Borat," which was mildly funny here and there. And yes, tasteless in a stupid way. But it didn't make me go see, even as a free download, his next character-driven outrage.

The advance indignation/publicity surrounding the release of "GRIMSBY" (not based on the Taupin-John song), stinks. I mean, it smells more than Grimsby itself.

I'm always suspicious when huffy, "outraged" citizens start skunking about, and demanding that movies, or scenes from movies be banned. Take "Life is Beautiful." A bunch of fucking idiot Jews DEMANDED that the film be banned, because "it's a comedy about a concentration camp." They hadn't even seen it but they knew it had to be abominable.

The film was a moving serio-comic gem.

Then there was the stupid film with the obese and ugly Robbie Coltrane that had to be re-named "The Pope Must Diet." Nudge nudge wink wink. "Diet" was the blatantly faked alternative to "Die." PS, Robbie Coltrane also got into trouble, with the ever-annoying Eric Idle, for "Nuns on the Run." Catholics, when they aren't busy over-populating, are a naggy, humorless lot, aren't they?

Back to "GRIMSBY," and the uproar about a scene that has the Queen splashed with HIV blood. Oh Lord Save Us (from boring shock comedy). Look, IF I'M BEING HONEST, we've all seen way too many rotten movies with some cunt look-alike playing the fucking Queen of England. It's an automatic cue to go out for popcorn, or just put an end to your miseries with a bullet to your head.

If Cohen wants to make fun of the old Queen with a lookalike, that's his problem, and he'll deserve being called an unoriginal hack for it.

As for old Queens and fag activists whining because "AIDS can't be contracted through blood splashing on you," well, it can. So shut the fuck up. Just SHUT UP. It's a comedy, by the way, so I trust Mr. Cohen will make this bad taste moment funny, and nobody will be taking it too seriously.

Nobody watching an inane Sacha Baron Cohen comedy will be thinking, "Aha, Cohen is saying AIDS can be caught via tainted blood splashing. Ha ha! Now I hate gays!"

What is far more damning, is, for example, that boxing referees wear rubber gloves in the ring. That ain't movie comedy, friends. They do it for fear of getting splashed by infected AIDS blood. They did NOT wear rubber gloves until the start of the AIDS epidemic, and when HIV-positive fighters like Tommy Morrison (now DEAD) became a blood-spattering menace.

So worry about the fact that boxing referees (among others) are letting the world know that infected blood is a danger, and don't go pointing a finger at a dopey comedy.

The "making fun of the Queen" and "making fun of AIDS" shit is only part of the trifecta of "let's torture comedians and try to make the world as politically correct and unfunny as possible." The last third in the turdy censorship demand comes from the inept politicians of GRIMSBY.

While they have watched Muslim maniacs ruin the town, applauded local bums and obnoxious beggars, created Chav-haven housing, and spat while decent people deserted the place rather than live among drug dealers and loudmouths...they whine about a fucking MOVIE.

Oh FUCK YOU, you fucking fucked up politicians of GRIMSBY!

Maybe while you cluck and howl over a movie, you lot will also tell reporters what you'll be doing so that GRIMSBY will no longer be the laughing stock of Great Britain.