Kylie Jenner & Other Royal Kardashian Monkeyshines

America has its royalty. They are called KARDASHIANS and JENNERS.

Anything these useless shits do is always big news, and that's nothing new, is it? Everybody talks about how much they HATE these shits. But there's more than enough White Trash and black morons out there to keep the ratings up for "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and assure that the media covers every stupid thing they do.

And they do something stupid every day.

Oh, Kris is dressing like a slut.

Oh, Kylie is wearing boxer briefs and showing off her black (of course) boyfriend.

Oh, Kendall is pretending to be LESBIAN.

Meanwhile, in the real world, there's the story of a rich white couple killed by a career criminal frog-faced monkey whose eyes nearly leak into his ears.

Frog Face the Chimp is being defended by the world's stupidest legal aid lawyer. Happily. The Chimp's DNA is all over a pizza he ordered between torture sessions at the rich family's home. The lawyer: "Err, uhh, he can't be guilty. He doesn't like pizza."

With those lips? He could eat the entire pizza in one gulp.

Oh yes, The Chimp previously stabbed a guy, was warned not to do that and stay away from the victim, and stabbed the guy AGAIN, nearly killing him. For this, The Chimp got about 6 MONTHS in jail.

So this is what we get for news...stories about the Kardashians and Jenners, and depressing reports about violent lowlife scum.

Lowlife morons love these "feel good" stories about the rich, slutty, talentless tasteless Kardashians and Jenners, but where's a "feel good" story for intelligent people?

The only paper that does NOT cover this shit is The New York Times, which is expensive (what, TWO bucks now for a daily copy) and full of maddeningly trivial stories about fashion divas, fag writers, recipes, finance news and real estate and expensive vacation spots and theater.

I wish I could remember which ballsy comedian told this joke: "Kim Kardashian bought out the Staples Center so her husband Kanye could have a birthday party. After it was over, he got to go home with Kim. Big deal, Kanye. Every (black) NBA basketball player who was ever in the Staples center ALSO got to go home with a Kardashian."