IS NYC HELL COMPARED TO HULL? ARE THE POLITICIANS THE THREE STOOGES?

Oh, wise guy.

One thing I hate is when three people are insultingly labeled "THE THREE STOOGES."

Do NOT soil the memory of Moe, Larry and Curly, who gave so much laughter to the world. It ain't funny. That includes YOU, fuckin' NEW YORK POST.

However...

Though it's almost as rare as intelligent writing in the London Daily Mail, the New York Post once in a while gets it right. Or, half-right.

While fracking is NOT a good idea for New York State, or ecology in general, and Obama has done some good things, The New York Post is pretty much accurate here:

While most people would envy anyone who lives in Manhattan, or even New York State, or America, there's a lot of things wrong, and that certainly includes these three politicians, especially New York's capybara-looking mayor and his repulsive family. The Post once noted that the mayor's extremely ugly wife was a neglectful mother (the daughter ended up in drug rehab).

This mayor's level of corruption and nepotism was barely hinted at by the Post editorialist, but he had limited space for the column. He could've added that the vomity Chirlane has expensive paid assistants that the taxpayers are being gouged for, and De Lousio has made the city 100% more dangerous with his coddling of criminals, his open embrace of black thugs and murderers, and his spurning of "quality of life" issues including graffiti and con-artist "psychics" and massage parlor whores, who should be run out of town.

De Lousio even failed to do the ONE thing he promised he'd do first: ban carriage horses in Central Park. Instead he's found plenty of time to go travel the world making speeches and angling to be President someday. He hasn't even endorsed Hillary Clinton, because he'd rather present HIMSELF as the only alternative to Republican/Conservative psychotics.

De Lousio has also failed to stand up for the English language. All over the globe people speak English as a second language, and you can get around without a dual language dictionary. New York City? Walk down any street and you'll hear Spanish babble. Selfish perros from Mexico and Latin America get all the welfare and food stamps and subsidized housing they want without having to say "Thank You."

The main reason most New Yorkers wouldn't want to live anywhere else, is ENTERTAINMENT. Yes, the city IS the greatest that way. It has to be, because in order to cope with reality in NYC, one must pretend it's safe, overlook all the literal shit and noise and greed and stupidity and slobbery, and have enough money to go to Whole Foods, and theater and private beaches and museums and fey little bookstores and shops. NYC is best loved by the old and rich or those so young and stupid they're willing to pay half their income to rent, live with a roomie, and dream they'll be a star On Broadway.

Moe and Curly were from Bensonhurst, Brooklyn. Back in the early 70's, Moe declared he was repulsed with how that part of town had degenerated. Despite some Yuppie and hipster jackasses taking back parts of it via high rents, it's STILL a disgrace. The Bronx and Queens are vile with dangerous monsters and obnoxious illegal aliens. If Poe lived in his cottage these days, he'd kill himself.

Obama, Cuomo and DeBlasio almost NEVER stand up and make you smile with anything they say, and all three have asked the world to ignore VIOLENCE. The Three Stooges kept the violence to themselves, and never killed anybody, and they were FUN.