But many more ran to completion because the wily Nazi didn't show the ENTIRE magazine cover and eBay's moron staff has no expertise on the subjects they're asked to rule on.
WHO the FUCK is sitting in a cubicle in Utah, unable to determine that a particular magazine is "adults only" or not?
If you're SERIOUS about keeping eBay safe, the person you hire to check reports on porn mags is someone who knows the names of all porn mags. If that person isn't sure, that person should go on line and double-check the title. Or stop the fucking auction and ask the seller to re-list ONLY by swearing "under penalty of suspension" that the magazine is G-rated. And how the whole cover.
What you see below is obviously a PORN magazine. The seller ONLY offers gay porn. A competent eBay employee would have checked the seller's listings and also seen that 18 or more auctions were shut down in the past week. But that would deprive CEO John Donahoe of Starbucks coffee money from the the percentage eBay gets on the final sale.
Is eBay doing all it can to have experienced people checking on reported auctions? NO. Do they pay anything but minimum wage to a few blind Mormons stuck in a cubicle? Probably NOT.
Literally calling up eBay will only get you a monkey retard who will read from a script and tell you the auction number will be "passed along" to, you guessed it, another moron.
Do YOU doubt this auction is porn? Of course not. And you didn't even see the other stuff this Nazi was selling, including some very blatant child porn items which, of course, I'm not about to show HERE.
I did contact the winner of the auction. His name is Hans, but he prefers to call himself Cal E. Fornia or Dee Verticulitis or N. S. Hole.
"Oh, I was so glad I won," he blubbered and sobbed, "I love THE BEACH BOYS. I love JAN & DEAN and Levitt & McClure too, and anything SOFT, like a scrotum. I love a fat man's buttocks, because I can put my ear to it and hear the digestive noises that sound JUST like James Last muuuuusic. A fart? Trumpet! Hee hee ho ho!"
Hans declared his love for Nazis who sell pedo-porn: "I seek them out. I'd suck them out, too. It's so easy to type in key words in a magazine section, like GAY, COCK and ANAL, and so many others, and instantly get what I need. I'm so glad nobody at eBay by law can hide behind being "just a venue." They are only obligated to check what's reported and THEN make judgments on just how absolutely obvious the auction might be. Happily this one with the two Beach Boy homos, titled "CALIFORNIA COCK," was considered by eBay to be something you'd find at any newsstand, and that could be sold to a minor."
Hans is a minor by the way, if you consider his IQ is under 16.
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