"Tillie" Mitchell - Covergirl For Fat Stupid White Trash Twats

And a thanks to the NY Post, where somebody's PAID to write nasty headlines.

For almost a week, two murderers have been on the loose because of this obese, bored housewife with her vibrating wasp-like clit. "Zzzzzz, here's a sexy inmate named SWEAT! Zzzzzzz, here's a hunky inmate named MATT. Zzzzzz, let me strap them on! Zzzzzzz, I haven't had enough leaving my husband for an even uglier monkey, and being the talk of my small town for being seen fucking on railroad tracks."

She didn't "lawyer up," probably because the cops intimidated her so well (they're good at that). They didn't officially arrest her and handcuff her till she gave every detail she knew (including what contraband she smuggled to the two murderers). Once she was exhausted, they did the "walk of shame" on her, and led her out for the photographers.

Since the world is full of illiterate assholes who only know about MOVIES, this story has been tied to the film "Shawshank Redemption." OK, if it ultimately led to "Tillie" Mitchell being called "Shaw Skank."

Meanwhile we haven't heard any more from her idiot son. This is the one who didn't mention to people that Mommy cheated on Daddy and then eventually divorced him for a gorilla step-father. No, he just insisted his mommy would "never" do something like help murderers escape. Then he said that if she was involved, there was a "good reason." What, like she was being threatened? No. Your mommy is a brainless slut.

It's possible she could get eight years, if not more. But with "good behavior" and the passage of time, she might skate in a year. Or as fast as you can say Pistorius.

Meanwhile, will these two guys finally be captured this weekend? Rumors had 'em going to Vermont or Canada, or sneaking toward Mexico via Philadelphia. All that's certain is that even convicted KILLERS would not be headed to New York City this weekend. No, Sunday is the PUERTO RICAN DAY PARADE.