What la-la-Liberal Has-Beens Do on Farcebook

"I'm Liberal to a degree..." Bob Dylan once sang/joked.

Mr. Ochs also tweaked 'em for being "Ten degrees to the left of center in good times. Ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally."

Still, I tend to identify as Liberal. Maybe I'd change and be a gun-toting Conservative if somebody came along and stole the fake ducks out of my yard.

Happily, the ducks are very much on display at Ian's place.

Why? The little lesbian lives in a very secure and affluent suburb, that's why.

If she didn't those items would be stolen or defaced. And she'd be grimly nailing a gun rack below her window and setting up motion-detection infra-red lights to alert her to prowlers.

I'll guarantee you that she lives far, far away from urban Latinos and Blacks, the kind that will steal anything to pawn or just to deprive someone else.

Not only does Janis live in some secure area where she can have her comical ducks on display, she can leave to go on tour when she feels like it, and know her home will be safe.

Liberals become Conservatives when they come home and find they've been burglarized. Liberals become Conservatives when they discover property values have lowered and the new neighbors are thug-trash with loud music, barking dogs, and gunshots going off.

Janis is far removed from the miseries of the average white singer-songwriter, too. Janis plays lesbian cafes in major cities and isn't at some "pay to play" venue where the audience is mostly minority or drunken rednecks or obnoxious Millennials who'd shout her down for playing sensitive morose songs, and scream "NEXT! GET OFF THE STAGE!"

She is, in a word, COMFORTABLE.

She's well within her ten degrees to the left of center because, financially, and in terms of physical danger, she's enjoy GOOD TIMES.

However, being a good Liberal, she is more than happy to make fun of white people, piss on America, and quote Oscar Wilde.

Janis is chuckling about how obese Americans are. Except close behind in the fat behind category are MEXICANS.

She quotes Mr. Wilde, who didn't live to see how America grew, prospered, and saved England during two World Wars. You don't do that without civilization. I guess to Mr. Wilde, the civilized man would walk away, with a flared nostril and a frown of distaste, at the notion of helping someone else in need. Especially if it involved physical exertion.

America was an entire fucking Atlantic Ocean away from Europe. The odds of an invasion were rather slight. But let's quote Wilde that "America is the only country..." what, that gives and gives and gives when there's trouble?

Russia doesn't care if spics and chinks are dying or starving because of a hurricane. "Humanitarian Aid" isn't coming into Africa by way of China or North Korea, and frankly, most countries including MEXICO and SOUTH AMERICA never do a damn thing.

Barbaric low-class America hasn't given the world some of the greatest writers, poets, musicians, professors and scientists? Oscar Fucking Wilde thinks his fucking "Dorian Gray" is a match for the works of Poe? Of Hawthorne? That his poetry is better than Walt Whitman's?

Oscar Fucking Wilde wants to match his fucking ROYALS against the brilliant thinkers who created America out of the wilderness? BEN FRANKLIN? THOMAS JEFFERSON?

But the La-La white Liberal will quote Oscar Wilde and add a reverse-racist photo that shows that obese white people are far more blobby than...obese MEXICANS?

Liberals such as Janis are also prone to condescending shit like: "I'm white, I can't dance" or "You Africans and you Mexicans have such a COLORFUL CULTURE..." as long as they don't move in next door.

I don't think Ian's homosexuals got their rights by sticking their toes in the sand and saying, "Oh, we're fags, we can't fight," or "We're dykes, we're all ugly and neurotic, and most of us are goddam bull dyke FATTIES who aren't nearly as good as heterosexual skinny women from Brazil."

If Janis posted a negative quote about Mexico, or even North Korea, people would wonder about her brain. If she posted a sign that made fun of Polish intelligence, or Mexican obesity, or the cowardly French or the glass-bottom boat that gave a good view of the Italian Navy, people would be disgusted. But make fun of America, and white people? From the safety of a suburban home, and the security of always having white lesbians paying to see you perform? Priceless.

Oh yes, and Janis is affluent enough not to care too much about piracy. She's said as much. After all, if people can't afford her music but want to hear it anyway, hell, it's not hurting HER any. Ten degrees to the left of center since she can afford her Artisan-made multi-grain breakfast bread (and wouldn't touch ordinary WHITE bread if she was starving, like so many singer/songwriters are).

Ah well. A typical FARCEBOOK celebrity here, allowing panting fans to see the outside of her house, and then posting something nasty about Americans -- with the wink that it doesn't apply to her.