It Came Upon the Bald-head Clare

AP- Associated Piss.

(July 2)

It was reported today that a toady named Clare, trying desperately to ingratiate himself with a goat-faced asshole named Barry Gooker, accidentally attracted an actual male goat.

The goat knocked Clare down, fucked him in the mouth, sprayed all over his bald head, and then kicked him. Clare flew through the air, did a somersault, and slid feet-first up another goat's ass.

He popped his head out, looking euphoric.

Asked for a comment, he declared, "Shine on!"

And then he began pointing:

"You can see my teeth...HERE, HERE...and HERE...and THERE, THERE, and THERE.