Dame Judi Dench gets "Slut" Tattoo on her Left Breast

No! She didn't did she?

Unfortunately, not.

Damn Judy Stench continues to be a disappointment, all through her predictable and monotonous old, old, old age.

If the granite-faced surly old broad had gotten "SLUT" tattooed on her tittie, she could've claimed be making a cantankerous statement. As in: "Old broads still fuck around."

So what did she get inked on her wrinkled cottage-cheese body?

The words "CARPE DIEM."

DUHHHHH.

Does an 81 year old bitch with a foot in the grave REALLY need to be reminded to make every day count?

And how many times has she glanced down and thought, "what is that dirt smudge on my wrinkly wrist?"

Aside from boring people who watch boring British dramas, Dench is known to the pathetic world of James Bond geeks for playing a stern and motherly version of M.

Let's not even go there; the creepy psychology of having wayward irresponsible murderer-serial fucker James Bond chastened and disciplined by Mommy.

For this bunch of losers, who still debate the order of "Best James Bond," and fume over the idea that one day James Bond will have to be female, black, or maybe even Muslim, Judi matters.

And so her publicist waddles around calling attention to how the old bag got a tattoo gift.

Really? Was it a SURPRISE gift? Did she wake up with it on her wrist, and a crowd around the bed shouting "SURPRISE???"

Here's the full, breathless story.

There's nothing very cute about the word "bum" (as opposed to "buns" for example). And that again suits THIS story.

So the crone actually conspired with somebody to get a fake tattoo and "show him." Har har.

She never let him forget it. No, that's the way obnoxious, humorless people are. They keep yammering and scolding and nudging and winking and making everybody try and walk away as fast as possible.

It doesn't seem like she stripped and bent over. More like she had it just at the waistline or low on the cheek.

Either way, you damn well can bet Harvey was embarrassed. Who the hell would want to see Dench's butt?

Weinstein, being a Jew, probably was feeling guilty and nauseated. He couldn't take the idea that he was so powerful an actress would tattoo his name on herself. Especially such an ugly name. And such an ugly actress. And such an ugly butt.

So she congratulates herself on her hedge against senility. Maybe.

One day at the nursing home: "It's time for your prune juice. Do you know your name today?"

"Yes, it's Carpe Diem!"