Christina Ricci Has Growth In Her Stomach. Oh. It's THAT

Remember when MTV was a MUSIC VIDEO channel?

They discovered there was no future in it. Rap morons killed the video channel. That, and increasingly more boring rock videos with lousy music.

Now they cover nitwit shit of interest to tweens and 20-somethings. Like...

Who cares that a B-list celebrity is knocked up?

Christina Ricci? She was mildly interesting as the freaky, big-eyed "Wednesday" in the old "Addams Family" movies. When she grew up, the only way she could get anybody's attention was to strip to her panties for a film in which she got chained up by a black man. Otherwise, she can't compete as a beautiful woman or a really first rate actress.

So she's pregnant? She's married. She's allowed to be pregnant. She's allowed to be pregnant even if she isn't married. With the state of the planet, what are we cheering about?

Paul Simon had a song about how the Earth groans with the weight of another birth.

We're happy because the bitch can afford a child? This little white dollop won't be on the welfare roll, unlike about 2000 black and Latino babies that will be born the same day.

99.9% of celebrity pregnancies are depressing news. The only ones that aren't, are a few that suggest something positive may come out of it, like the spawn of John and Yoko, or Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. And what disappointments THOSE kids turned out to be.

People really have nothing better to do than read about "Kimye" and their rotten "North West" brat, or Ricci and her "baby bump?" Why aren't these idiots playing video games, like other mindless people?

There aren't many REAL celebrities anymore...actresses that are beautiful or dynamic (Angelina Jolie may be the last of the line), or singers that have something to say (who, Morrissey? He's already middle-aged and into self-parody). What passes for "Celebrity" now is pathetic. And this "baby bump" crap serves no purpose at all except to waste time and waste space on the planet. We're supposed to think, "Oh, the world isn't really in the dumper...how optimistic we can be, seeing that Christina Ricci has spawned..."

No. By the time Ricci's brat is old enough to care about "reality show" monsters and pornographic pop stars, they'll all be black, brown, Muslim or Chinese, and little "Whitey" will be in the minority, called "ghost" or "paleface" on social media and bullied into suicide.

But cheers, cheers, to you Christina, and to the Mexican maid that will be cleaning baby shit while you make your movies, and babysitting while you and Mr. Christina sashay around bars, resorts and premieres of movies by other B-list idiots.