The old fart wink wink Joe Perry hiply honest hairstyle

You like the look?

That's gnarly Joe Perry of Aerosmith.

He seems to have been inspired by Bonnie Raitt. Or "The Bride of Frankenstein."

The idea is to not be a total phony with dyed hair.

Commendable, huh?

Instead...here's this shock of white, which says, "OK, we both know THIS is my real hair color...Johnny Winter Lite..."

So..."Excuse me for dying the rest of it, but I can still get hard, and I'd still like some groupie lips on my dick."

And..."Fuck you if you think it's ridiculous, but a LITTLE honesty is all you can expect from a poncing egomaniacal rock star."

You'd think in 2014 we'd be long over the very corny chest medallions and voodoo and religious chain garbage, and the leather pants and the too long hair and the surly, ugly facial expressions.

But a tuft of white hair...that's sort of a concession to being older than the 45 rpm single.