ELLIOT RODGER, DEAD LOSER, Son of "HUNGER GAMES" Hotshot

Oh well, another shoot-em-up in the good old U.S. of A.

Seven dead at the last count, another seven wounded.

The perp? A rich snotty bastard with a rich-rich father and actress-whatever stepmom.

The m.o.? Well, it's just so easy to buy as many guns and automatic weapons as needed, thanks to the NRA.

The reason for killing innocent people? The loser couldn't get laid even while tooling around in a BMW.

Yes, even in La-La land, some guys are too creepy that money can't even get 'em laid.

Oh yes...let's not forget that GOOGLE is involved, because although creepy Elliot Rodger didn't have the skills of his "assistant director" Daddy-pie, he knew he could get lots of hits making a YOUTUBE video that contained his obnoxious "manifesto" and grab for immortality.

Yes, before he began killing women, and then his cowardly shit-head self, he made a YouTube video announcing how he was gonna get "revenge" on all the girls who turned him down. You can imagine the personality on this evil cretin.

Gosh, how many witnesses do you suppose told reporters, "it looked like something out of a movie?"

Fuckin' HUNGER GAMES and GAME OF THRONES and the rest of the stupid shit. You know what the tragedy is? It's that NOBODY is going to give a rat's ass about this jerk in another day or two.

There are so many of these gun-happy assholes shooting up schools and shopping malls and movie theaters, the story's getting old. Not quite as old as HUNGER GAMES and GAME OF THRONES and other nonsense that occupy the attention span of gnat-heads.

There's plenty to blame here, too. First off, most obviously, there's Daddy-pie, who seems to have been so busy making money, and helping keep idiots glued to HUNGER GAMES, that he neglected his rich brat and indulged him in fancy cars and enough money to buy semi-automatic weapons.

Then there's the bitch trophy wife he's married to. Where the fuck was she? Was she supervising Bratty Pants the Killer, or off on her own, calling attention to herself?

OK, I really have no idea if these two parents even tried to get their little monster into therapy or what...but it's damn ridiculous when the parents show up muttering, "Sorry...respect our privacy..." while in this case over a dozen innocent people were shot because of their crappy kid.

I haven't bothered showing that very annoying photo in all the papers, of Brat Boy sullenly standing on the red carpet with Daddy-pie and his trophy wife as they soak up the spotlight. He didn't do anything useful, Daddy-pie thought he might enjoy some reflected glory...but clearly that didn't work. Could've put the little monster on some high-potency tranquilizers. Nah.

Next on the blame list? The fucking NRA, which insists that it's an American's right to "bear arms." Sure, the spoiled sicko son of a HUNGER GAMES hotshot needs semi-automatic weapons. No question about that. PS, did you know that while they scream and holler and make laws so that guns are legal everywhere (even in church) THEY don't allow guns in THEIR building? Oooh, guess they are a little scared that some nut with a gun might try and give 'em a taste of what it's like to run from a semi-automatic weapon??

The story does have the happy ending that is now pretty standard...the creepy loner, fearful of spending the rest of his life in jail, REALLY bullied and tormented...offs himself the minute it looks like he's going to be captured. Goodbye, Elliot Rodger. Daddy-pie can take time from his busy movie schedule, and Step Mom Trophy Wife, too, and bury your (non)fucking worthless carcass. Although they'd be wiser to cremate you and sprinkle you into the La Brea tar pits.

PS...it turns out this creep was autistic...just like the soulless little monster that shot up a bunch of children in a school in Connecticut. But let's not scapegoat autism or suggest that the autistic aren't "just like us" and just MIGHT need more supervision. After all, despite his autism, he could drive a big fucking BMW...and easily get his hands on guns...and oh so cleverly direct himself in a YouTube video that may almost be as famous now as the fucking HUNGER GAMES.