Gareth Davies : Noisy Neighbor from Hell - Fill His Ears With Shit and Kick his Ass

One of the MANY things I hate, is the jerk who blares his shit-taste in music.

There are headphones, asshole.

But "PLAY IT LOUD" is up there with "EVERYTHING SHOULD BE FREE" as the rallying cry of the moron.

One of the few bits of happy news I've heard in quite some time, is that GARETH DAVIES had his stereo equipment taken away. At first, I thought the headline "Man Arrested for Blasting Celene Dion" meant some guy hit the ugly Canadian bitch with a water bomb. Or maybe a pie. Among the siren-engine pests of popular music, only Celine ranks up there with the late (and not lamented by ME) Shitney Houston.

You can imagine how fuckin' loud this asshole Gareth Davies had to be...for the cops to come and any kind of justice meted out.

He must've been doing this in one posh neighborhood, since a) he could afford so much money to build his sound system and b) in poor neighborhoods nobody cares about anyone's rights. Unless perhaps they are Muslim and whining that something is against their religion. Like, "That heathen music can be heard in our mosque, and we will cut the man's head off if he does not stop."

Come to think of it, cut away, Habib. And the next time you want to make a point about how holier than thou you are, don't just pick on an unarmed man to behead in the street...go after the guy playing Steppenwolf at top volume instead. That, or a scraggly-haired drummer practicing his paradiddles. Just follow your giant nose and your flapping ears (you know, the Prince Naseem Hamed look) to the nearest loud music offender whose music doesn't sound like yours. IE, like snakes throwing up.

As you can read for yourself, the moronic shit-for-brains Mr. Davies doesn't understand what the kerfuffle is all about. Anything he wants to do, he should be able to do. Go walk his dog at a boot sale and let it piss on the vinyl. Do drugs and blare Eminem. Scream to the heavens about birds shitting on his fence. Turning up the volume so everyone in the world can hear the theme to "Toy Story..."

"Ridiculous," says Davies, about the agony he caused his neighbors. After all, who are they? Why should they be entitled to quiet?

Now, I must temper the above by saying I feel sorry for poor Mr. Davies. I hope that some kindly soul will buy him a pair of absolutely perfect BOSE headphones, the kind that can go to 100 decibels and give perfect loud booming bass. And then shove them up Gareth's ass. While it's still in the package.