Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Krappy Kanye & Kim: "I Now Pronounce You Has-Been Bores. Fuck OFF."

It's official, Mr Anus Mouth and his whore bride have gotten married. Hooray. That makes little bastard North West not quite such a little bastard. And...now, goodnight.

There's closure. The nightmare of Kanye West and Kim Kuntrashian is OVER. They've done all the damage they can do. Kanye made lousy egocentric rap albums after a promising start, Kim's reign as the fat-assed queen whore of porn videos has ended and so has interest in "Keeping up with the Kardashians." The baby was born and guess what, it didn't look like Jesus in the manger. And the horror duo got their cover of VOGUE.

Now? GO AWAY. FUCK OFF. BEAT IT.

Kanye's already used up "The Top 20 Stupidest Things Kanye West Has Said," and there's nothing more that the ugly, aging, sullen trash bitch Kim can do since she's already sucked cock on video, dyed her hair, took selfies of her fat ass, and managed to be repulsive on the cover of VOGUE.

GOODBYE.

Kanye's latest rant was so feeble, Rolling Stone barely covered it. Zzzzz, something or other about how it's not fair that "Kimye" are on tabloid covers without permission, and that SNL made fun of them...something about how Kim is SO beautiful, and the Kardashians are "warriors" -- is anybody really listening anymore?

Has the world finally come to its senses? Even with a tasteless overblown marriage...long after they'd covered their bodies in each others secretions, and had a brat and spent $50,000 on gold plated toilets...this is still a low class couple. It's a whore and her pimp, that's all. The bitch is ugly and has no talent. The loudmouth once was no better or worse than any other rappers...but quickly became a self-parody and utterly ridiculous in trying to get men, especially black men, to mince around in leather skirts like HE did.

No matter how much the London Daily Fail wishes this stupidity could go on forever...it can't. The public's attention span is more like a monkey's, and even with a couple that resemble monkeys...it's OVER. Time for Kendall Jenner and the other Jenner and the other Jenner...The "Kardashian" name is no longer amusing or magical. Eventually, all that trash does is stink.

P. Diddy? Vanilla Ice? Run DMC? Paris Hilton? Pam Anderson? Eventually it ends. Sometimes (Anna Nicole Smith, Peaches Geldorf etc.) it's permanent. So go enjoy your mansion, spawn some more brats, and maybe in 20 years we'll all watch North West suck off somebody or other and begin her own moronic career as "famous for being famous." But KIMYE...the sound you're hearing is snoring. You are boring.

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