Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Miley Cyrus: There's a Bitch That Never Shuts Up - Or Stops Doing Selfies

Viley Virus can't get enough of herself. She snaps selfies while on stage.

And guess what song she was doing? A cover of The Smiths! "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out."

Yeah? There's a tongue that always sticks out.

Viley is trying to show that she's sensitive? Sad sometimes? That she's a big follower of Morrissey??

Who knows what's going on with this little idiot and her cover versions. She's doing "Jolene," to get sympathy from the idiot chicks in the audience who think that poor Viley actually can't keep a man?

Imagine if Viley actually covered a Smiths song because she had some conscience and actual sensitivity? Instead of pretending to suck off a giant hotdog, she could tell her 18 million Twitterheads, "It's cruel to slaughter cows and pigs just to have hotdog eating contests or to make creepy corporations like McDonalds even richer than they are...So...I'll be singing 'Meat is Murder' which is my tribute to Morrissey and my bid for making the world a better place..."

Nah, fuck that with a giant sponge-rubber finger.

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