Michael Jackson's Still Dead and Still Sucks. Roy Orbison "NEW SONG" Huh?

MICHAEL JACKSON: The fall-out from that idiotic hologram continues…even ass-kissing Rolling Stone (left) agrees it was a travesty. And how many dead celebrities will be abused by shit like this in the future?

Even if a star has an estate, the estate can be greedy (as the monkey bastard Jackson clan are).

Also, the courts are insane. Fred Astaire's estate sued when Fred was "Photoshopped" dancing with...a vacuum cleaner. Guess what, the movie studio won. They claimed viewers weren't seeing Fred Astaire, but a "character" he was playing in a movie they OWNED. Got it?

Sure, everyone watching the commercial said, "Oh, that's Sneed Fuckster, from the film "Dancing My Ass Off," and NOBODY on the planet said, "Oh, I recognize Fred Astaire. His estate must think that vacuum cleaner is great..."

Meanwhile, on Farcebook, in forums, and on blogs people are still sobbing over Jacko, and calling that hologram "a beautiful tribute."

ROY ORBISON

Speaking of dead celebrities being used...there's a "new" Roy Orbison song. How convenient it was "discovered" just when sales of Orbison's "Mystery Girl" CD have flattened...just like his corpse.

Orbison's greedy sons have put out a new CD of "Mystery Girl." You're supposed to buy it JUST for the bonus tracks. Heh heh, don't they know that people are just going to cherry pick the new songs off iTunes if they buy it at all?

They got some play in the celeb-obsessed media: "New Orbison Song!" As if anyone under 30 knows who he is, or cares about his somewhat fruity style of high-pitched crooning. He IS an acquired taste.

Taking a cue from the surviving Beatles trying to make something out of John's badly recorded "Free as a Bird," the talent-challenged three Orbison sons overdubbed the feeble demo their Dad left behind. And...egomaniacs that they are, they posted the result FREE on YouTube! You can watch them in the studio, with headphones on, twanging along to the cheap tape recorder voice of Dad...with a few random images of him tossed in now and then.

Great, hear it once, don't need to buy it. But the sons are too stupid to think that way. They figure they're jump-starting interest in Roy Orbison again, and that redneck morons who don't know how to use the Internet will buy CDs. Go ahead, guys. Good luck.