MACKLEMORE BEN HAGGERTY I WISH YOU A PUNCH IN THE NOSE

Hey Macklefuck.

BrainlessMoron.

Whatever your stupid Rap name is. Let's call you by your dumb Mick drunken Irish name, Ben Haggerty. Like that? Like being called a dumb Mick?

Well, it sure seems like you fit THAT stereotype, you fucking useless mess of stout and pig turds.

Yeah, that's what is coursing through your body. Your brain is a big pig turd, with stout oozing around it to keep it wet and smelly.

This is what you do? This STUPID shit is what you do? This blatant, antisemitic shit is what you do?

And you think some people aren't going to wish you a punch in the nose? Or worse?

You didn't put on a pair of "Groucho glasses." You know, the big nose and bush eyebrows thing.

This outfit you could not have found in a drama supply store that was offering a Shylock or Fagin costume.

Hey Macklefuck. A guy any black rapper could smash to pieces...

It's fortunate for you that Jews are not like Muslims. They don't behead fuckheads...even a dumb bastard like you.

They aren't going to put a bomb in your car, you overgrown Leper-like Leprechaun.

Which is too damn bad. So all I can wish for you is a punch in the nose from some other drunken Irish sod, for reasons totally unrelated to your insanely disgraceful antics.

What IS wrong with you? You looked in the mirror and didn't think: Jew Stereotype?

This is how you respond to rapping a song about being "cheap" and putting on an antisemitic outfit:

"A fake witches nose, wig, and beard = random costume. Not my idea of a stereotype of anybody.”

That's your story you thick Irish Mick cocksucker, and you'll stick to it, like dog sperm sticks to your mother's flappingly wide cunt?

That's one piss-poor excuse you've given.

Is it vaguely possible that you're young enough to look around and see that the Jews you know don't look like this? Maybe. Maybe you actually know a few Jews. Or maybe you've seen some? I know their music isn't YOUR style of lamebrained numb blabbery nonsense, but MAYBE you've taken a look at Bob Dylan, or Lou Reed, or Gene Simmons or even Adam Levine. They don't look like your stereotype, but a lot of people, especially the Nazi bunch, LOVE to draw or costume-up with the giant nose and jet black beard and the rest of it.

Jesus Christ (oh, another Jew...and rarely portrayed with a giant nose) what IS wrong with you?

It just amazes me when idiots put on blackface, or dress up in bad drag, or pull on their eyes...think it's not offensive to blacks, women or Asians. Or that wearing the outfit you wore wouldn't be offensive to ALL people who are disgusted by antisemitism and scapegoating.

So now what, somebody should dress up in green, with reddened cheeks and whiteface and a bright red fringe-beard, and carry a shillelagh and wobble drunkenly down the street saying, "I'm BEN HAGGERTY, the drunken rapper?"

Macklemoron.