Kendall Jenner pimple blackheads herpes, Bruce Jenner: ACNE

"Don't they know, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD, 'cause..."

Kendall Jenner has a pimple.

Really? We're micro-managing reality show trivia, now? Come on, kiddies, can't we at least get back to shaved-twat level, when the big news was Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan stepping out of a limo with a glimpse of Barbie Doll crotch?

NOW the big Tweet news is that Kendall Jenner has a pimple?

I have news that will break your heart, kiddies. She actually has blackheads, a lazy eye, and a herpes sore. See?

And that's nothing compared to her freaky father, Bruce Jenner, who went to a plastic surgeon to get acne. Yes, see, he wants to not only look like a woman...but a teenage GIRL. So...he had himself put on a strict chocolate and nuts diet, and he wiped his face daily with a raw pork chop.

The guy/gal even had some wicked witch warts added, since today's teenage girl is bound to have some kind of genital warts on her face from letting ethnic men teabag her.

The world continues to deteriorate, doesn't it? The other big news was Pam Anderson promoting something or other, and going off into a confession of having been lesbo-groped when she was a child, fucked at 12 by some 25 year-old guy she didn't know, and gangbanged in high school by her boyfriend and a bunch of his friends.

With nobody paying attention to her, so had to go dig up some lurid tales. People have stopped watching the video where she sucks off Tommy Lee. And they have seen her naked tits in various pump-ups from 34C to 38D. So what else can she do? Especially when her last name isn't Kardashian or Jenner. Today's dopey teens are fascinated by reality show nitwits, like the Kardashians and Jenners. You thought white trash in America ended with the Hatfields and the McCoys?? Compare your scorecard: Mr. Kardashian was one of four lawyers who helped murderous O.J. Simpson escape jail. His slimy trophy wife Kris gave him three hideous slutty bitch daughters obsessed with black dick. The infamous Kim became "famous" when a porn video of her leaky twat leaked. Instead of being shunned, she became a star. Oooh, interracial "celebrity" porn, even if she ain't a celebrity!

Her horrible bitch mother turned an embarrassment into a career, and it helped that by this time, she was married to freakish sports celebrity Bruce Jenner. Soon the world needed to be "Keeping up with the Kardashians" via a reality show.

And when Bruce finally had enough, and wanted more surgery to look more womanly, Kris wisely called up the reserves...her brood of fresh baby-faced daughters including Kendall Jenner. Oooh, there's Kendall, pouting and looking bored. There's Kendall in freakish white-face makeup pretending to be a fashion model. Oooh, now she's got a pimple...

PS, the images above are "parody." A pun. A palindrome. Whatever. In other words, Jenners, don't sue ME to get even more attention for yourselves.

I guess idiot tweens can think, "Wow, I have no talent, but I'm slutty...I could have a reality show somebody. All I need is to find some stupid, embarrassing way to get attention for myself..."

Like being the "Octomom" or "The Tanning Mom" or doing something else that the tabloids will whoop about?

It's the same the whole world over, sadly. America has its sluts, and the U.K. has its bints.

What's next, the image of a be-robed Jesus in the folds of Kerry Katona's labia? It's a miracle...the stupid people who care about these no-talent celebs can even feed themselves. They are idiots, babe...