He's, what, Seal with a few less brain cells? Kanye on tranquilizers? The latest scientific clone of a rhesus monkey and a vocoder? WHAT?
Oh, Associated Piss, please explain. Or can you? Why is THIS such great news?
Nigga be happy to find a "pop up" stow (store).
Niggas don't know how to use computaz to get free pirated downloads, so guys like OCEAN and KANYE and JAY-Z can make money off CD sales.
OK, not ALL DA MONEY. Niggas still waddle around with their pants around their thighs looking for a jerk on the sidewalk with bootleg CDs on a blanket. One round of rioting in the USA was over a Nigga who got shot by the po-lice while trying to sell dupe CDs in front of a convenience stow (store).
How confident is Frank Ocean that his people will go to a POP UP store and BUY his sheeeee-it?
There's been a fad in America for the POP UP store, but mostly around Halloween and Christmas, when wiseguys buy a lease for ONE month, and cram the shop with overpriced holiday garbage. Now that everyone can TEXT, and the media is screaming about 'em, it's not hard for a POP UP store to get instant traffic for the one month they're open:
TEXT ON DA BLACK-BERRY: "Yo, check it out, a stow jus opened wid Frank Ocean junk fo yo trunk. B 4 U NO it, dey will be sode out, SO GO, YO!"
There won't be POP UP stores for other hideous and boring Fall releases, because fans of whities like Springsteen, Bon Jovi, Meatloaf, Bob Weir, Green Day, Van Morrison, Sum 41, Conor Oberst and David Crosby know where to download FREEEE.
Watta list of garbage. Have I seen anyone on the Fall release schedule that I'd want to buy OR download FREEE? Nooooooooooooo.
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